What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:55
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.